Apparently every woman has a freckle on their left boob

We all lost our heads over the bizarre legend that every woman has a freckle on their right wrist.

But in the midst of everyone sharing photos and questioning why this is (we still don’t know), another claim kept popping up.

According to people of the internet, as well as having a freckle on their right wrist, every woman also has a freckle on their left breast.

Naturally the second I read this I had to check, and it’s true in my case.

I shot some panicked messages to some pals (‘CONSPIRACY THEORY: do you have a freckle on your left boob?’) and after a quick examination they all said yes, too.

Obviously that’s not a scientific experiment by anyone’s standards, but it’s still bloody weird.

This isn’t a new phenomenon.

People have spoken of the legend for years. Search Twitter and you’ll find countless people tweeting something along the lines of: ‘Every girl has a freckle on their right wrist and or left boob.’

Yes, there are some people who respond to those tweets to say no, they do not have a freckle on their left bosom, but there’s an exception to every rule, right?

I also did a highly scientific Twitter poll on the matter, and at the time of writing, 100% of respondents said that yes, they are a woman and they have a freckle on their left boob.

Why would it be the case that the majority of women have freckles in the same two places? We truly have no idea.

A freckle is an usually high deposit of melanin at one spot in the skin. Exposure to the sun activates the production of more melanin, which can cause freckles to be darker.

But why would women’s right wrist and left breast get more sun exposure than other body parts? What on earth is going on?

We can only assume we’ve stumbled into a global plot.

Is the government exposing two very specific areas of our bodies to the sun so we develop freckles as a strange makeshift tracking system?

I mean, we can’t prove that’s not the case.*

*It is highly unlikely this is the case. A note to the government: If I have actually stumbled upon a conspiracy please accept that I will do nothing with this information and you don’t need to take me down.

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